Illumise's Interviews - Caterpie
Illumise: Welcome Caterpie, to Illumise's Interviews!Caterpie: This better be good, I'm supposed to be at a fan-club meeting at the moment...
Illumise: Oh? What club?
Caterpie: We love Caterpie. I'm the leader. :D
Illumise: uh huh... Well-
Caterpie: Hey! I don't judge you! I could have sworn I saw a bunch of flowers in your dressing room... from yourself! *crowd gasp*
Caterpie: Not to mention naming your section of Aiiro after yourself. I mean, how lame is it to have your name in the title...
Illumise: Excuse me! I paid for those flowers to help decorate the room!
Caterpie: Hm, yeah they looked pretty pricy too. Where'd you get them? The Toilet Shop!?
Illumise: That made no sense.
Illumise: We'll be right back after the break.
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Illumise: Ok, we're back. If you've missed the show so far; Caterpie was being stupid.
Caterpie: Very funny.
Illumise: Ok, so tell me. How does it feel to be the oldest member of the Caterpie's Corner Crew?
Caterpie: Oldest!? I'm only like, a few months older than you.
Illumise: How does it feel to be the oldest member of the Caterpie's Corner Crew?
Caterpie: -__-
Illumise: Okay... bad. Now how do you feel about the new bug on the block? Nincada?
Caterpie: Nincada? That's a stupid name.
Illumise: Well he seems to be making quite a name for himself over on his news desk.
Illumise: Actually... I better watch out he doesn't get more ratings than I do. :O
Caterpie: News aye? Meh, I'm not afraid. That stuff is so boring. There's never anything good on.
Illumise: and What are your feelings towards the weather-girl, Beautifly?
Caterpie: She's hawt.
Illumise: Well, that was quite unnecessary, Especially when in the presence of a stunner such as myself…
Caterpie: Move over, bub. Beautifly has twice as much as you'll ever have.
Illumise: *twitch* Arrrrggggghhh! I'll get you one of these days, Beautifly! >:O
Caterpie: Hehe, Now this is entertaining.
Illumise: Well, to get my mind off of this... thing, how about we play a game?
Caterpie: Hungry, Hungry Heracross? :D
Illumise: Um... No.
Illumise: It's the Tell me what you're thinking when I say a certain word or phrase game!
Illumise: I'm sure you've watched my show enough times to know how this is going to go...
Caterpie: I tell who in the what now?
Illumise: Ok, first word: Aiiro!
Caterpie: Caterpie's Corner!
Illumise: Illumise!
Caterpie: is worse than Caterpie's Corner!
Illumise: Caterpie's Corner!
Caterpie: RULES
Illumise: Cacnea!
Caterpie: Spiky!
Illumise: Clipboard!
Caterpie: Remote Control!
Illumise: The Moon!
Caterpie: Peaches!
Illumise: Pidgey or Starly?
Caterpie: *gets eaten by Pidgey*
Illumise: Green or Brown?
Caterpie: Green, yeah!
Illumise: 23 or 56?
Caterpie: 2536!
Illumise: Walk Out or Trap Door?
Caterpie: Trap Door!
Caterpie: ... No! Wait!
Caterpie: *trap door* Ahhhhhhhhh!
Illumise: Hahahaha!
Illumise: *yells down hole* On a scale of 1 to 100, how would you rate this interview!?
Caterpie: Right now... about a 0
Illumise: Hahaha, tune in next time folks! *waves*
